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my-twisted-fantasie:

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alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

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protojammed:

He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

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THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

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small-magical-mean-world:

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

best book series

best books you could analyze and write fanfic for

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magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 

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Dear Yahoo!,

dankickedphilsstickz:

We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. 

Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT  GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.

Thank you, that is all we ask for

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ellenkushner:

thenakedlibrarianontheroof:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

English major porn dear god

Have quickly gone from following @ShakespeareSong on Twitter, to correcting their (mis)use of shall/shalt and hast/hath.  They probably hate me, now.  But I just … can’t … It’s just not in me.  I hope @SS knows I still love them for what they can do.
And my admiration for @reading_thoughts now knows no bounds.
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zodiacbaby:

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

#me.gov

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c-caster:

jazztronic:

lolita-tips:

I have to share this here because it’s not only useful, but adorable.

Trying this out right now.
I don’t have a shower cap so I wrapped my head in a plastic grocery bag.
I look so sexy

wooo~ found it! :’D
I need to do this when everyone’s asleep so noone can judge me >.>”
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  • The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
  • The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
  • The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
  • The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
  • The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
  • The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
  • The clothes you wear also don’t determine your sexual orientation
  • The only thing that clothes determine is whether or not you are naked.

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